My mommy is an apple pie ... YUM! YUM!
(rub tummy with one hand)
My daddy is a garbage man ...Yum Yum, PEE U!
(rub tummy, then hold nose)
My sister is a movie star ...Yum yum, Pee U, LA DE DA DE DO!
(rub tummy, hold nose, swish hips)
My brother is a real ranch hand ...Yum Yum, pee U, la de da de do, YEE HA!
(rub tummy, hold nose, swish hips, thrust fist in air)
My grandma is an operator ... Yum Yum, pee U,la de da de do, yee ha, HELLO?
(rub tummy, hold nose, swish hips, thrust fist in air, hold thumb & pinky to ear)
My grandpa is a tickler ... Yum Yum, pee U,la de da de do, yee ha, hello?TICKLE TICKLE.
(rub tummy, hold nose, swish hips, thrust fist in air, hold thumb & pinky to ear, tickle self)
My aunty is a fire fighter ... Yum Yum, pee U,la de da de do, yee ha, hello?tickle tickle, SQUIRT SQUIRT!
(rub tummy, hold nose, swish hips, thrust fist in air, hold thumb & pinky to ear, tickle self, squirt a pretend hose)
My uncle is a novelist ... Yum Yum, pee U,la de da de do, yee ha, hello?tickle tickle, squirt, squuirt, THE END!
(rub tummy, hold nose, swish hips, thrust fist in air, hold thumb & pinky to ear, tickle self, squirt a pretend hose, air write "The End")
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